…because kids do better when they're active and outside!

Ya gotta love The Onion! Earth to be Made Child-Safe!

“Renamed the Sportin’ Kids Family Fun Play Globe, the planet will be biologically and topographically overhauled to provide youngsters worldwide with a safe, unimposing, family-oriented environment full of colorful, round-edged objects and plush items.”

Sadly, I’m relatively certain there are some parents out there who will read the article and seriously think it sounds like a good idea.

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